Oh CareBear!!

CB: Grandma why didn't you get married so you could have kids?
Me: Remember how I told you that your daddy is my kid?
CB: Daddies don't make good kids.
CB: How much does Oakley weigh?
Me: 3 and 1/2 lbs.
CB: How old is she?
Me: She was born when you were so she is turning 5 like you are.
CB: How old are you Grandma?
Me: 29!
CB: How much do you weigh Grandma?
Me: 100 lbs.
CB: Whooooah!!!!